I want to see the look of disgust on women's faces as they look at you, but both fortunately and unfortunately I can't be near you, so I am sending you on a public humiliation task. This will require a trip to Victoria Secret - IN PERSON! Don't worry, I don't plan on getting you kicked out of the store, I just want you to be a little...excessive. Then I have homework for you. Take your wallet and get your ass to the store.