I love my life so much because I will never know what it is like to look in the mirror and see the nasty monster that you are. You are hilariously ugly, there's no redeeming quality about you, but if you do end up with someone it will end up being an equally ugly person. No beautiful woman will ever look at you and say at least you are funny or have a good personality.

You're just so ugly! You're going to repeat after me so you can let that really sink in!