I have a beautiful collection of shoes, but there's one problem: the bottoms are dirty!! I'm the kind of woman who deserves to start her day with pristine shoes, so... there's a very real problem here. That's okay. You'll fix it, won't you, shoe bitch? Of course you will. You'll go through My whole closet, one shoe at a time, and lick the bottoms clean... and you'll fucking love it because it's an opportunity to serve Me.