There's never a wrong time for a bitch like you to be locked into a debt contract, but Debtcember is the PERFECT time to sign your cash over to Me. I know the idea of it is so fucking hot to you: living with that number hanging over your head, stroking to your spreadsheet, sending payment after payment and having to sacrifice to get it all paid off by the end of the month... and don't think there's any escape. No, you're so eager to hand over information that I'll have plenty to work with to keep you in line. You wouldn't want Me to have to actually use it against you, would you?

There's never a wrong time for a bitch like you to be locked into a debt contract, but Debtcember is the PERFECT time to sign your cash over to Me. I know the idea of it is so fucking hot to you: living with that number hanging over your head, stroking to your spreadsheet, sending payment after payment and having to sacrifice to get it all paid off by the end of the month... and don't think there's any escape. No, you're so eager to hand over information that I'll have plenty to work with to keep you in line. You wouldn't want Me to have to actually use it against you, would you?