You don't fit the common description of a gooner. You're not an ugly, broke loner with a small dick. No, you're reasonably attractive, financially stable, have a decent-sized dick. You'd make a great partner to a great woman.

... except that having a warped and perverted gooner brain negates every appealing trait you might have and now you're destined to be single and despised by women forever because we can always just tell that something is wrong with you. You should be ashamed that you've ruined yourself, taken a perfectly good man out of the dating pool, because you couldn't he...

You don't fit the common description of a gooner. You're not an ugly, broke loner with a small dick. No, you're reasonably attractive, financially stable, have a decent-sized dick. You'd make a great partner to a great woman.

... except that having a warped and perverted gooner brain negates every appealing trait you might have and now you're destined to be single and despised by women forever because we can always just tell that something is wrong with you. You should be ashamed that you've ruined yourself, taken a perfectly good man out of the dating pool, because you couldn't help but give in to your twisted sexual urges.

And it's not like you can go back. You can't rewind and recover, revert to being a normal guy. No, you've pumped for too many hours to too many filthy videos to be anything but a twisted pervert.

So why continue on with a functional gooning habit? Why hold back? Let go. Accept that women will always be repulsed by you, that you're a disgusting, irreparable gooner, and let yourself slip into a full-blown addiction. [custom]

Includes binaural beats. Best enjoyed with headphones.