You're already pretty much undateable. I mean, what woman would WANT to date you? But I want you completely undateable, and I think making sure taking everything you have so that you're perpetually broke will achieve that. Then you won't just be a loser, you'll be a broke loser, and absolutely NO woman will consider you then.

You're already pretty much undateable. I mean, what woman would WANT to date you? But I want you completely undateable, and I think making sure taking everything you have so that you're perpetually broke will achieve that. Then you won't just be a loser, you'll be a broke loser, and absolutely NO woman will consider you then.