The fact that you're a pussy-free loser and can't get laid doesn't mean you're not horny. I KNOW that you're horny. But being the level of bitch you are, stroking isn't the way to relieve your urges. No, stroking is too dignified for you. Stroking is for real men. You're going to resign yourself to pillow humping. Go ahead. Get your pillow, straddle it, and start to rub up against it. hahaha Doesn't it feel good? Doesn't it feel RIGHT? Of course it does, because it is. Ride that pillow and think about what you've become: a pillow-humping slut.

The fact that you're a pussy-free loser and can't get laid doesn't mean you're not horny. I KNOW that you're horny. But being the level of bitch you are, stroking isn't the way to relieve your urges. No, stroking is too dignified for you. Stroking is for real men. You're going to resign yourself to pillow humping. Go ahead. Get your pillow, straddle it, and start to rub up against it. hahaha Doesn't it feel good? Doesn't it feel RIGHT? Of course it does, because it is. Ride that pillow and think about what you've become: a pillow-humping slut.