A new year is about to start and it's time to consider your resolutions. And, naturally, committing to a pussy-free lifestyle should be at the top of your list!

For you, that pussy-free lifestyle will be building and indulging in a gooning addiction. Losing yourself in pleasure, getting hooked on porn, getting your dick in your hand as often as possible... that's what's right for you. That's how you should be living. Now you're going to commit to it and be the gooner you were meant to be, starting on January 1st!

A new year is about to start and it's time to consider your resolutions. And, naturally, committing to a pussy-free lifestyle should be at the top of your list!

For you, that pussy-free lifestyle will be building and indulging in a gooning addiction. Losing yourself in pleasure, getting hooked on porn, getting your dick in your hand as often as possible... that's what's right for you. That's how you should be living. Now you're going to commit to it and be the gooner you were meant to be, starting on January 1st!