You're here because you consider yourself to have a sex addiction, but when was the last time you actually had sex? No, your hand doesn't count. See, you're not a sex addict because you're not having sex. You're a sexless addict, hopelessly weak for gooning and watching porn. You know, activities that are sure to keep you sexless. But here's the good news: I actually think it's good for you and not a problem at all. Surrender to it. [custom]

You're here because you consider yourself to have a sex addiction, but when was the last time you actually had sex? No, your hand doesn't count. See, you're not a sex addict because you're not having sex. You're a sexless addict, hopelessly weak for gooning and watching porn. You know, activities that are sure to keep you sexless. But here's the good news: I actually think it's good for you and not a problem at all. Surrender to it. [custom]