Oh.. hey.. I totally forgot about our, um, "date"... Well, whatever, come inside, you can start making Me dinner. Ugh, I have to call My girl friend to bitch about you. I don't know what I was thinking. This guy is a total loser! You know what asshole, I really don't care if you over hear Me, I'll say it to your face. You are a ZERO. The only reason I'm giving you the time of day is because I find great pleasure in making you feel like! You are a joke. All you're good for is a laugh and entertaining Me. You will never be good enough for Me. I only date REAL men, and you are a nobody!