Hey bitch, do you wanna party? I know you do. You wish you could be lucky enough to be at the same event as Me, but you're FAR too much of a loser. I know your type. Way too nervous to know how to talk to a woman like Me, so you try everything you can to be "cool." Remember back in college when you'd try to impress the girls by buying them drinks? Maybe you even showed up with jello shots to try to really be the life of the party. That never works on Me, but I know it does on you. So today, let's imagine we're at that party, but YOU will be the one getting d.. You're going to get sloshed and l... Show more