When I agreed to take you on as my client, I thought you understood I'd be working you hard. I train winners, not losers, and you've got a lot to prove. If you want to be a REAL athlete, you need to get your endurance up - way up! My training method is a bit unconventional, but I've found it to have great success. I'll time how long you can hold your breath as I sit my plump ass on your face. We'll do this training 3 times a week. If you can't win the next race for THIS ass, I fear you may be totally hopeless! Come on, bitch, make me proud.