Your wife is really getting on my nerves lately. We've been friends for years, but I can't take it anymore. She gets so sloppy every time we go out, I always have to take care of her. She's constantly bitching - and of course I've noticed the way she nags you. She doesn't treat you right, does she? And your sex life.. How long has it been? I can tell when a friend is in need. Look, I know you've always had a cru sh on me, so why don't you let me help you... Pull your cock out. Show me how turned on I make you. It's okay, it can be our little secret...