This loser male had the audacity to open his mouth and whine about not being INTO hairy armpits. Did we ask for the useless opinion from a pathetic slave? Hell no! We do what we want with our gorgeous bodies. Turning men on is NOT our priority. As punishment for talking, this bitch is gonna get completely smothered by our hairy, sweaty pits. We shove his face under our arms and make him sniff, sniff, sniff, til he's totally and addicted to the smell. Let this be a lesson to men to shut the fuck up and worship without objection!