I heard the funniest thing the other day. Someone told Me you have a HALF INCH PENIS! - and that's when it's HARD! Your shriveled little worm is tinier than My fingernail. What the fuck would I do with an itty bitty prick like that? God, I mean it's basically invisible! If you ever even somehow had the privilege of fucking Me, you'd be so turned on seeing My gorgeous body bent over ready for cock, but that useless little dick couldn't even make it through My juicy round ass. It would just poke around and couldn't even reach My pussy. How pathetic! You'll never have a normal sex life because... Show more