It was pretty awkward at the family dinner tonight. We went out for your step-daughter's birthday and you showed up empty handed. You couldn't even buy her a gift after spending the money you set aside on expensive new shoes for Me. Things got nasty when I bragged about our shopping trip, and now she says she hates you. To cheer you up, I pour you a drink from the bottle you bought My step-mom for your anniversary (which I demanded you give to Me instead.) What you don't realize is I've added a secret ingredient of My own. After two sips you begin to feel strange. You told yourself you'd never... Show more