Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you were so lucky to be My slave boyfriend? Who am I kidding, I'm sure you dream about it all the fucking time. Don't you, loser?! Can you imagine how amazing your life would be? You'd be My little bitch, catering to My every whim. I'd never have to lift a finger. I'd call you each morning and you'd bring Me breakfast in bed, give Me head and then clean My house while I take a hot shower. You work all day while I enjoy My life.