I just got back from lunch and have something exciting to tell you. Oh and yes I know why you're staring, and no it's not a coincidence. These ARE the same tights you got your wife for Valentine's Day last year. The very same ones, in fact. That's what I wanted to tell you. Your wife was kinda freaking out... She thinks you're having an affair. Well, I can see why, considering every time she calls the office I tell her you aren't there, haha. That combined with you staying late at work to worship ME every night, well, I'm not surprised she's suspicious. She asked Me over for lunch to talk. She... Show more