Your little tiny cock is soooo small! To be honest, I don't know if that can medically even be considered a dick. All your life you've kind of just thought of it as an overgrown clit. If that's the case with the sad situation going on down your pants, we need to do something about it. You can't use it like a cock, you can't fuck with it, so you don't HAVE a cock. From now on you'll only refer to it as your "clitty." That clitty needs to shrink down even more and tighten up so it doesn't look like such a disgusting, ugly lump. Go to the store and ask the pharmacist for vaginal tightening cream ...

Your little tiny cock is soooo small! To be honest, I don't know if that can medically even be considered a dick. All your life you've kind of just thought of it as an overgrown clit. If that's the case with the sad situation going on down your pants, we need to do something about it. You can't use it like a cock, you can't fuck with it, so you don't HAVE a cock. From now on you'll only refer to it as your "clitty." That clitty needs to shrink down even more and tighten up so it doesn't look like such a disgusting, ugly lump. Go to the store and ask the pharmacist for vaginal tightening cream for your pathetic ailment. Rub it on your clitty every day. Go ahead and throw out your boy undies while you're at it because that clitty is rubbed best through girls panties!