Lounging at our slumber party, we began to ponder just how we'd like to humiliate you today. As we cuddled up on the bed, we noticed this cute little bunny pillow, and it reminded us of something far less adorable; your tiny dick. Everyone knows a rabbit's favorite food is carrots, and your pathetic penis sadly happens to be the exact same size and shape as a bb carrot! How mortifying for you! I can promise you this: with a cock that small, you will never get laid.

Featuring Kelly Sunshine and Mz Anastasia.