We had our first date last week, and things didn't go as planned. I wanted to hook up but there was a LITTLE problem and things got cut unexpectedly SHORT.... Any idea what I'm hinting at? No? Well let me give you a fucking clue, bitch. I had to ditch the situation quick when I pulled down your pants and was greeted with a tiny, pathetic 4 inch cock. That wimpy shrimp deserves nothing more than my f1sts, and a swift kick. I'm going to teach you a lesson and put that useless dick in it's place.