We caught this little pervert digging through our dirty laundry just to sniff our sweaty sports bras. What a total freak! How dare he touch our things without permission, and for his disgusting sexual fetishes, no less! It's about time this loser learns a lesson. If he's so obsessed with the smell of our sweat, we'll make him spend some time with his face shoved right up under our armpits. Fresh air, what's that? All he'll be breathing in is our scent! We want the smell of our sweaty pits to permeate his nostrils for the rest of time.

We caught this little pervert digging through our dirty laundry just to sniff our sweaty sports bras. What a total freak! How dare he touch our things without permission, and for his disgusting sexual fetishes, no less! It's about time this loser learns a lesson. If he's so obsessed with the smell of our sweat, we'll make him spend some time with his face shoved right up under our armpits. Fresh air, what's that? All he'll be breathing in is our scent! We want the smell of our sweaty pits to permeate his nostrils for the rest of time.