You always think about Me on those long nights you are stuck at home with your boring old wife. I am exactly what you want and being with her has become more than tiresome. When you look at Me, your passion and lust is so strong it drives you crazy. I am perfect in every way. I am a 10, she is like, a 2!!! She's such a fucking drag I mean, do you even love her any more???? You should just leave her. Today. Right now. Come on, I'll help you call her. Is it ringing? Let Me talk to her! I'll give her some TRUTHFUL honest perspective!!!