That little cock is so tiny, all you have to do is wiggle it around a bit and it will squirt! I seriously can't believe your dick is real, it disgusts Me. You can't call that itty bitty piece of meat between your legs a penis - it's a sad nasty overgrown clit! You make Me sick, loser. OMG everyone needs to know what a total waste of space you are. I'm going to take a picture and show all My friends! You are a joke!!!

(SPH Small Penis Humiliation, Jerk Off Instruction.)