Wow, it's been a while since I've seen you. We were such a cute couple in high school, weren't we? I was excited to hear you wanted to meet up. But now that we meet again, I'm a little..well... underwhelmed. You haven't grown at all, have you? You were short in high school, but back then I always dealt with it by just fantasizing about what a tall, sexy, manly man you would grow into. Was I ever wrong. Sorry, babe, this isn't gonna work for Me. I wouldn't be caught with a short little man like you!