What do you get a girl that has everything? Duh. ca$h. I'm never satisfied, no matter how much I make. And in the spirit of giving, you're going to give me my wish. You're going to thank me in $$$. You're going to binge, spend, binge again.

I love taking money off men. It's almost charitable, giving them so much pleasure. There is nothing hotter than seeing a payment notification. It doesn't matter if it's $10 or $1000, as long as its as much as you have.