Sex. When was the last time you had it? Your little dick gets used so rarely, you can barely remember how it feels anymore. So you're going to become a born again virgin for me. It's time to swear off sex completely (that won't be hard) and just stop trying to get laid. Your sex life now consists of the palm of your hand, some lube, and watching me. And honestly, could sex even compare to an orgasm caused by watching me?