You should have been more careful with what you download from the internet, idiot. I secretly included a line of code that automatically sent me a copy of your computer. That's right - all of your pictures, your videos, your contacts and your internet history. All of those naughty, kinky, humiliating searches you've made. And I could send a copy of it to your entire contacts list, and have everyone you've ever emailed open up the attachment to see what a freak you are. But I'm sure we can come to some arrangement. How much is your reputation worth?