I bet you weren't expecting to hear from your ex after all this time were you. I Bet you thought I had deleted all of our home-made sex tapes, full of those perverted humiliating things you made me do to you. Well sugar, I don't take kindly to being dumped. And I've been waiting until you got yourself a new girl and settled into a relationship with her before I came to fuck up your whole life in revenge. It doesn't have to be this way. But if you want me to keep these tapes private, you're going to have to do as I say.