It's a new year, and this is the year that you're truly going to stick to your New Year's Resolutions. You've wanted to stop wasting your money on stuff you don't need, and I'm going to help you do that. Stop spending on pointless things, and start saving up for something that truly makes you feel better, more motivated, and gives you purpose and direction: ME.

(Forgot to cut out me clearing my throat in the beginning so just ignore that.)