Another year goes by, and yet you still haven't convinced anyone that you are worthy of their attention. As you watch everyone else have a relationship, make memories, have a life together, you're still stuck on your own. Haven't you realised it yet? It's not a case of waiting for the right time or the right person. You're simply unloveable. Nobody is going to want to waste their life with you. Nobody is going to want to be proud of you. It's time to face facts, and accept that you're just too pathetic for a relationship. It's time for you to understand that porn is the closest you'll come ...

Another year goes by, and yet you still haven't convinced anyone that you are worthy of their attention. As you watch everyone else have a relationship, make memories, have a life together, you're still stuck on your own. Haven't you realised it yet? It's not a case of waiting for the right time or the right person. You're simply unloveable. Nobody is going to want to waste their life with you. Nobody is going to want to be proud of you. It's time to face facts, and accept that you're just too pathetic for a relationship. It's time for you to understand that porn is the closest you'll come to having a woman's attention.