These corn chips and salsa dip are so fucking delicious, I can't stop eating them! I'm shoving one after the other in my mouth in pure delight until I look down and notice all the new cellulite on my thighs. I shove a few more chips in my mouth and take a swig of my orange juice before standing up to show you all the lumps and bumps on my ass and legs. Look at all that new weight! My hips are fatter, my belly is hanging down.....but these chips are just too yummy to care! I sit back down with my fat hanging out and get lost in my corn chip and salsa world again. Nom nom nom!