I'm in the middle of taking a shower when I feel the sudden urge to do number 2's. I have to turn the shower off, hop out and quickly sit on the toilet. It's cold and water keeps dripping down my face from my wet hair but the relief is worth it. I squeeze and push each plop out and then one big push to get the last one out, which makes a good splash. I wipe and flush and then return to my nice warm shower again.

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