Good morning! Well.....not so much for me....I've woken up with a sore tummy. I can feel some number 2's are not going to wait for me so I head into the bathroom in my pyjamas and sit on the toilet. First comes a nearly silent fart...pfffftttttt and then a bunch of very soft plops come out and splash into the toilet bowl. I take a look in between my legs and see some very sticky brownies and the smell comes wafting up in my face. Better out than in! I then take a pee and wipe myself, pull my pyjamas back, flush my sticky bowel movements and wash my hands.

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