It's time for my morning number twos. I've run out of toilet paper but I really need to go for a dump so I've put a tissue box ready for me to use some tissues instead. I pull my dressing gown up and my pyjama pants down and get ready to release. First comes lots of smallish plops and ends with one big plop and they sure do stink! I wipe and double check the tissues to make sure they're doing they're job and then I pull my pj's back up, flush and spray to cover some of the stink. Then I wash my hands, dry them and head back out of the bathroom feeling so much lighter.

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