I've just had a big glass of water and because of my small bladder, water tends to go straight through me. I'm a little desperate to relieve myself so I pull my jeans down and sit on the toilet as fast as I can. It takes a wee bit for my pee to come out but when it does, it comes out in a nice long stream with some loud tinkles to finish off. I sigh in relief, wipe, pull my jeans back up and wash my hands.

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