I'm in the middle of taking a shower when suddenly I feel the urgent need to take a dump! It's made it's way down and is sitting right on the edge of my butt hole, giving me a massive turtle head. These plops are not waiting for anyone or anything! I turn the shower off and quickly dry myself down a little. I tell the plops to wait! wait! wait! as I rush to sit on the toilet. Out comes one and then another and then another......phew! I go for a pee while I'm there and then wipe, flush and head back into the shower.

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