There's been talk around town that you have the smallest penis around....is it true?? I'm gonna have to find out for myself. Get it out for me and prove to me that they're wrong. Oh god, they're not, that thing is fucking tiny! How do you wank or have sex with that? You must still be a virgin right? I've never seen one that small before and I've been with a lot of men. Well...now that I know it's true, you can put that teeny bean away so I can go and tell everyone.

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