I walk into the bathroom, pull down my pants and sit on the toilet. I start telling you about all the vegetables I ate yesterday and how much gas I had last night. Broccoli....cauliflower...brussels sprouts....Oh My! They've caused a stir in my guts, giving me crampy pains and now I can feel it all ready to come out. I start to push and it feels big! It comes out in one big plop and a couple of little ones in the toilet bowl, which I look between my legs to get a good look at and the smell comes wafting up into my face. I then take a pee, wipe everything, pull my pants up and watch as I mak... Show more