We both know that your objective in life is to keep me happy, and lately...you've been slacking. Doing the bae minimum is hardly good enough to move up on my roster. If you want to be the best, you need to actually DO the best. I see all of those frivolous things you waste your money on, buying girls who will never talk to you drinks at the bar? Furnishing your apartment with expensive items no one will ever see? What a complete waste of money, when you could be pleasing me. The one who makes you happy, the one who provides you satisfaction for your deepest and darkest desires. Time to make...

We both know that your objective in life is to keep me happy, and lately...you've been slacking. Doing the bae minimum is hardly good enough to move up on my roster. If you want to be the best, you need to actually DO the best. I see all of those frivolous things you waste your money on, buying girls who will never talk to you drinks at the bar? Furnishing your apartment with expensive items no one will ever see? What a complete waste of money, when you could be pleasing me. The one who makes you happy, the one who provides you satisfaction for your deepest and darkest desires. Time to make me happy, downsize for me.