You've been a dirty asshole and I've caught you cheating on me. After discovering this horrible news I tell you about how I found a shark of a lawyer, filed for divorce and taking you for all you're worth. You plead with me, telling me that you don't want to lose me and you certainly don't want a divorce. I tell you that I've been utterly humiliated, and that there is nothing you can do to make it better. After a few minutes I think about it again, maybe there is something you can do... I want you to be just as humiliated as you've made me. I want you to do the unthinkable, things that woul...

You've been a dirty asshole and I've caught you cheating on me. After discovering this horrible news I tell you about how I found a shark of a lawyer, filed for divorce and taking you for all you're worth. You plead with me, telling me that you don't want to lose me and you certainly don't want a divorce. I tell you that I've been utterly humiliated, and that there is nothing you can do to make it better. After a few minutes I think about it again, maybe there is something you can do... I want you to be just as humiliated as you've made me. I want you to do the unthinkable, things that would utterly ruin you if found out. You oblige. I whip out my camera and document all of the dirty deeds, telling you that I will need to watch them later in moments where I think about your betrayal, so I can feel better. Once you're all done and I think I've humiliated you enough, I start to laugh. Reconcile? Hahaha... after all you've done? I don't think so, as a matter of fact, I don't want just half, I want every last red cent, all of the cars, the house, everything but you! Who needs a lawyer at this point, you're going to sign it allover to me, or the videos I just sent my best friend will go viral. How does it feel to be cheated?