After taking me shopping we go back to my house. I thank you for all of the lovely gifts you have bought me, and tell you about how much I am to go out tonight and show off all of my skimpy outfits. Don't you want to go out tonight? It's so nice and hot out, I can really let it all hang out in one of my tiny tight little outfits. Why don't I try them on for you so you can help me pick the sexiest one? I can't wait to go and meet up with my hunky ass tinder date. Oh, wait? You thought YOU were going out with me tonight? Ummm...hello? Crawl back in the friend zone!!

After taking me shopping we go back to my house. I thank you for all of the lovely gifts you have bought me, and tell you about how much I am to go out tonight and show off all of my skimpy outfits. Don't you want to go out tonight? It's so nice and hot out, I can really let it all hang out in one of my tiny tight little outfits. Why don't I try them on for you so you can help me pick the sexiest one? I can't wait to go and meet up with my hunky ass tinder date. Oh, wait? You thought YOU were going out with me tonight? Ummm...hello? Crawl back in the friend zone!!