Today is the most important day of the whole year. It's my birthday. That's right. The day that I graced the earth with my divine existence. Although you should already be worshipping me every day of your life, today I want something more. Today I want it all. Every..last..penny. And you know what that means. So get that wallet out, and prepare to serve.

Today is the most important day of the whole year. It's my birthday. That's right. The day that I graced the earth with my divine existence. Although you should already be worshipping me every day of your life, today I want something more. Today I want it all. Every..last..penny. And you know what that means. So get that wallet out, and prepare to serve.