You're my pervy neighbour from next door, and time and time again I catch you outside with your best friend creeping on me and taking pics. This time I get so fed up with you two getting boners to me and whacking off in the bushes that I decide to invite you in for a drink. You two, being the pervy desperate fools that you are, willingly oblige, only to find out that I had ulterior motives

You're my pervy neighbour from next door, and time and time again I catch you outside with your best friend creeping on me and taking pics. This time I get so fed up with you two getting boners to me and whacking off in the bushes that I decide to invite you in for a drink. You two, being the pervy desperate fools that you are, willingly oblige, only to find out that I had ulterior motives