Do you know what my new found hobby is? Ruining your sex life. Reinventing it really. Face it— it was pathetic to begin with. At least with me it will be more exciting. This face, this body, these seductive words that make your cock swell and balls hurt. An undeniable upgrade that will leave you wondering how you ever managed without it. When I'm done with you, I will have completely ruined sex with any other for you.

Do you know what my new found hobby is? Ruining your sex life. Reinventing it really. Face it— it was pathetic to begin with. At least with me it will be more exciting. This face, this body, these seductive words that make your cock swell and balls hurt. An undeniable upgrade that will leave you wondering how you ever managed without it. When I'm done with you, I will have completely ruined sex with any other for you.