After a failed attempt at making your move on me goes horribly wrong you get upset and tell me that I've friend zoned you. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Friend zoned you say? I would actually have to like you to friend zone you! You and ME...we are NOT friends. You're just some loser who hangs around, buys me stuff and does all of my household duties. You're nothing more than a glorified errand boy and an ATM. I mean...I may send you to the Chanel store to buy me things but I surely wouldn't be seen with you there. HAHAHAHAHA, friends. AS IF!

After a failed attempt at making your move on me goes horribly wrong you get upset and tell me that I've friend zoned you. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Friend zoned you say? I would actually have to like you to friend zone you! You and ME...we are NOT friends. You're just some loser who hangs around, buys me stuff and does all of my household duties. You're nothing more than a glorified errand boy and an ATM. I mean...I may send you to the Chanel store to buy me things but I surely wouldn't be seen with you there. HAHAHAHAHA, friends. AS IF!