I'm sure this is an ultra humiliating day in your life, but it couldn't possibly be the worst. Isn't existing in your body, and having to be YOU sad enough? I mean...what could top that? So what, your girlfriend dumped you...to be honest, I'm surprised you even had a girlfriend. Wait...she dumped you because your dick is small? How small? HAHAHAHAHA...oh my god, you really are a loser! She said you'll never find anyone else, well she's right. Not with that little nub you won't. Ok, don't be sad, I'm feeling nice today, I'm going to help you find you a new girlfriend, so hand over that walle...

I'm sure this is an ultra humiliating day in your life, but it couldn't possibly be the worst. Isn't existing in your body, and having to be YOU sad enough? I mean...what could top that? So what, your girlfriend dumped you...to be honest, I'm surprised you even had a girlfriend. Wait...she dumped you because your dick is small? How small? HAHAHAHAHA...oh my god, you really are a loser! She said you'll never find anyone else, well she's right. Not with that little nub you won't. Ok, don't be sad, I'm feeling nice today, I'm going to help you find you a new girlfriend, so hand over that wallet, we're going on an adventure....to the sex store, to inflate your new rubber wife. The only girl you'll ever get.