There is NO WAY I’m entrusting you with picking out the perfect gifts for Me. “Fuck up” is your middle name. Lucky for you, I’m a generous Queen and decided to make it easy on you this year. There is no need for you to think at all! I’m putting you on automatic! Just buy this clip and I will tell you exactly what you are getting Me for Xmas!

There is NO WAY I’m entrusting you with picking out the perfect gifts for Me. “Fuck up” is your middle name. Lucky for you, I’m a generous Queen and decided to make it easy on you this year. There is no need for you to think at all! I’m putting you on automatic! Just buy this clip and I will tell you exactly what you are getting Me for Xmas!