If you are reading this then that means I am on a trip somewhere fun and exciting. I am no where to be found and totally out of reach while you sit around worshipping, sending, and eagerly awaiting my return. Paying Me is irresistible in moments like this. You don’t know where I am, you don’t know what, or who I’m doing. All you know is that I’m profiting while doing it and that is so fucking hot.