I see you there, pushing yourself for me. It's adorable, really. How hard you're trying, how much you're sacrificing. It's also incredibly amusing You know, it's fascinating to see how quickly blue balls can dominate your life. I imagine it doesn't feel very quick to you, does it? But we're far past quick, aren't we? You're not just denied...you're chronically denied. Permanently frustrated. You've got a serious case of long-term blue balls.